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July 12, 2009

Fair Warning

Sorry for the numerous posts today if you are on my e-mail list. I must be on a roll of some kind since I am not working tomorrow. I promise this will be a quick rant.

To the lady in red who was just at my Target. Well, to all Target shoppers everywere.

I love Target, I really do. Most of our disposable income ends up in their coffers.

But there are some of us moms who want to get in Target and get OUT and other moms who mosy through Target like they are at a Sunday flea market.

Which brings me to my point.

If you are the latter category, and you see one of us in former category headed down your aisle with our shopping cart in 5th gear, that is NOT the time to oh-so-slowly-bend-over-and-try-to-decide-between-the-Captain-Crunch-or-the-Cinnamon-Crunchies-and-sort-of-hang-there.

Really. I know it's tough...Peanut butter versus Cinnamon. I know for some people grocery shopping is as calculated and thought out as my husband's planning to install new shelving or read the installation directions on his new home theatre system, and you might not notice me headed towards you at 50 mph.

I'm okay with that. Really.

But, if you see one of us speed racers coming, could ya please just stand up for a split second and let us pass on the right?

Fast moving Target carts cannot stop on a dime so please don't be too mad if I cannot downshift quick enough one day and I run you flat over.

Those carts don't come with brakes.

That's all. Just had to get that off my chest. Happy Sunday. :)

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Bradi Nathan on July 12, 2009 said...

So funny. But, true. As a working mom I now race through the day with precision. Decisions need to be made quickly ~ I have two kids getting off the bus at 2 everyday!


Shannon on July 12, 2009 said...

I know I'm not the only mom in there on a mission to get out and it never fails that someone stops or stoops right in front of me and then won't move! ARGH! :)

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